And if you ever get asked to help other people worship anywhere else, be thankful.

If you ever get asked to lead worship somewhere you’ve never heard of by someone you’ve never met, say no unless you’re sure it won’t take you away from your bedroom for very long.

 

Of recent weeks I’ve had invites galore to impactful (sic) nights of worship, resourcing events, roundtables, networking sessions etc.

 

These invites do an awful lot in me. First they make me feel more important and they feed my pride (I get to thinking ‘I’m a big deal’, just because I got spammed by someone looking to sell tickets for an event. Its pathetic, I know.) When I repent over that, I start to seriously think if it would be worth me going – when I could probably catch the talks online and podcast them while I run; when God probably values my worship in my community more than a high quality one-off with a bunch of people I’m tangibly connected with.

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Courtesy of bbc.co.uk

Courtesy of bbc.co.uk

The UK economy is in recession, for the first time since I vaguely understood the concept (aged 11 – tragic). Since the 1990s we’ve generally been in economic growth territory. And now the Arthur Dents of the world are chiming as one voice; this is it. Recession. We’re going to die.

 

 

 

 

Well, we aren’t. Things will be tough – undoubtedly. No more cheap flights for a quick weekend in Prague. No more vast TVs bought on credit. And those most exposed to debt and mortgage frailty will be really badly hit – repossessions and job losses will also be the order of the day, especially for those in the service sector (hands up if you work in finance and can’t help but be slightly concerned!). But for the majority it’ll just be a matter of reigning in spending and focussing on what really matters.

 

People say religion is dead – even as I type there is a rather amusing campaign by ‘atheists’ on the Guardian website to sponsor a series of adverts on London Buses stating “there is probably no God, no stop worrying and enjoy your life” (all for another time – as it Christians are a truly miserable bunch, or as if Muslims don’t have a good time at Eid, or the Hindus on Divali . . .) But as GK Chesterton said – when people stop believing in God, it isn’t that they believe in nothing, but rather that they believe in anything. From my perspective, the biggest idol of our times, who draws worship and devotion globally is the God of economic growth.

 

As an indicator of welfare, it is deeply, deeply flawed. GDP is an aggregate statistic of all income, expenditure and production in a country. It tallies everything – even those things which put strain on society. So a company pollutes a river and has to pay for clean up costs – this is counted in the ‘plus’ side of the equation of GDP. Activities with massive externalities such as car driving are all ‘pluses’ – insurance payments, fuel costs, all pluses on GDP, but how many people truly enjoy their daily commute? How much of GDP was based on the growth of ultimately toxic financial derivatives products? Well, a crude guess would be roughly how much GDP fell last quarter. Then there is all that GDP doesn’t account for – voluntary care workers, home-makers, artisans, social amenity etc. All on the assumption that a growth in income must all automatically equal a growth in welfare.

 

We’ve seen that assumption blown into a million pieces in recent weeks. A rising tide might just about feasibly float all ships, but the smallest, most vulnerable craft are the first to smash into the rocks when the tide flows out. The total average figure of GDP per capita masks the inequality between the richest and the poorest also – any society with Warren Buffet and Bill Gates in it will necessarily skew the average statistics.

 

The problem is that our growth – the scale of the human subsystem called the economy - has got so big, it is pushing up against its bio-physical limits. What we need now is not growth but development – not just a bigger output, but a more effective use of existing resources. Technology has a key role in all this – but the right kind of technology. The oil companies are talking about extracting oil from the oil shale in the US – freezing the area round the deposit to -200 and heating the area in the middle to 400 degrees. Incredible technology – but just a means out expanding the throughput of human endeavour. What we need is not ‘bigger jaws, but a better digestive system’!

 

Recession is not the end of society; it marks a shift in existing paradigms. Markets go through corrections. It just so happens that this one may be particularly nasty, cause by the sheer scale of the toxic assets being offloaded by the banks. Your life as you have known it may be changing, but this isn’t the end. There will be an upturn. Its my hope and prayer that we use this opportunity to create the kind of regional and global framework we need to deliver the quality of growth required to deal with poverty, peak oil and climate change.

 

1 Thessalonians 4:11 (New International Version)

Copyright © 1973, 1978, 1984 by International Bible Society

 11Make it your ambition to lead a quiet life, to mind your own business and to work with your hands, just as we told you,

Inspired by Fabio Cappello and his magnificent tactical super brain, on the train home last week I worked out some new formations for our worship bands. Click on the link below for a revolutionary resource that is guaranteed to bring the presence of God directly into your building*  

Worship Band Formations

 

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It speaks volumes about the priorities of our political system that Palin is paraded as potentially the next president of the US, when this woman sits in the ranks of the Republican party.

In terms of intelligence, gravitas, experience (I mean real experience, not firing a few security guards in the middle of family vendettas) she vastly out-qualifies Palin (it all depends on your taste really - though most would probably rate being a concert level pianist over the ability to skin a moose).

But - we all know why Condi would never get on a Republican Ticket. And it’s the same reason that the crowd/mob at recent McCain rallies have been heard shouting such life affirming truths as “Bomb Obama”, “He’s a terrorist” and “Kill Him”.

In the moments I’ve had spare to think about such things, the US election has been gripping.

 

I feel a bit odd about this – I struggle to care about UK politics, and although I make a point of voting in every election I can (apart from the time my registration was lost by the council), I honestly have never been as interested in a UK General Election as I have been in the last two US elections.

 

I think the US is at a real ‘crossroads’. If it can’t elect Obama, then something in me thinks there will never will be a non-white President. This guy is a committed Christian, a cool and collected individual with a deep and intellectual understanding, but he carries it well. In the debates I’ve watched he comes across as a statesman – not an elitist. If he were running in the UK, I’d vote for him. Unfortunately, the next election looks like being Brown vs. Cameron; which is far too depressing to even contemplate.

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I’m on holiday, hence the lack of posting!

When I get back I’ll be straight into the final push for revision, so I won’t be blogging properly until October. 

In the mean time, my football team has changed character with the arrival of a mega bucks $heick; I should be happy, but I’m not. I wanted success, but not like this. 

So I will be

1) going headlong into supporting the Packers in the NFL this year and

2) auctioning my football support to the best bidder - I will be looking for a non-Premiership team to give my allegiance to. Please comment with your suggestions!

Image courtesy of ebookireland.com

Image courtesy of ebookireland.com

 

Seven years is a long time in politics; in such time periods great dynasties of political power have risen, achieved, floundered and failed. People have lived and died. Relationships have hit ‘the itch’, and have either dissolved or strengthened.

 

But seven years is but a gnat’s breath when negotiating the terms of global trade. My hilarious and original play on words in the blog title neatly polarises the average reactions to collapse of the latest negotiations in the troubled Doha round of world trade talks; dismay for those trapped in poverty, encouraged to open their borders but frustrated by the continuance of subsidised domestic industry, and on the other hand, the globalisation cynic. Some are even predicting this round to last another 3-4 years. So what are we to make of this news? Read the rest of this entry »

Courtesy of Silentstage.com

Courtesy of Silentstage.com

So the S***bucks empire is coming apart at the seams.
In my investment wisdom, I predicted this many months ago. I have never been a massive fan - or any kind of regular patronage. I’ve always considered S***bucks to be a coffee shop for people who really want a coffee flavoured milkshake and a slice of this urban ‘lifestyle’ they so crave.
 
Recent visits to friends have seen me go to three S***bucks in three different cities - and they’ve all had three things in common; bland and insipid coffee, terrible service and filty, litter strewn surroundings.
So here is my coffee addict’s guide to a better cup in Bristol:
  1. A Fair Cup, The Centre: Simply outstanding. Ethical business, Wogan beans, brewed with care and skill, no frills and excellent pastries. The must for all communters.
  2. Boston Tea Party, Park Street: Been a regular here since my student days. The dark and forboding Boston latte inhabits my dreams. The perfect antidote to the blandness of S***bucks. Staff generally friendly and ‘interesting’. Nice outside area.
  3. The Grain Store, YHA, Waterfront: One of the best kept secrets of Bristol, harbourside drinking, excellent coffee and endless entertainment from Youth Hostel tourists.
  4. My Office, Queen Square: We have a Gaggia and I’m in charge on the bean budget. I get nice beans in.
  5. Kuvuka, Stokes Croft: Because it’s home, and it’s Wogan, and profits go to aid work in Africa.
  6. My Kitchen, Saturday mornings: When starting early to crack on with some work, the Mocha Pot and the Sainsbury’s FT Columbian work their magic. I can’t beat this flavour, quite honestly, and since I’m a cheapskate, I like the idea of getting 10 - 12 cups of lovely brewed stuff for the price of an egomassageaccino from S***bucks.

No, not the Reading based electro rock kids, but the weird occurrence of Jesus the offender in the Gospels, and our continued struggle with its occurrence in Church.

Every time there is a move of God - or when God seems to do something just a bit, y’know, DIFFERENT from how we expect Him to, there is controversy. God is the same yesterday, today and forever, of this we can be sure; but since He is altogether other than us, and is both inside and outside this dimension of reality we call earth and time, the manifestations of his sameness may look different (!). Some take offence at this difference as their mental models have been challenged; others view offence itself as ungodly, since we should all live in unity.

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# 1 “Dead cat bounce (Meowww thunk, THUNK)

When the market falls horribly, then recovers slightly the next day, only to fall horribly again. Also known as ‘the last 6 months’